Teddy Roosevelt was raised a Presbyterian. His family was part of Madison
Square Presbyterian Church in New York City. As a very small child,
however, Roosevelt (“Teedie” as he was called at the time) developed a peculiar
fear of the church. He refused to set foot inside if he was alone.
When his mother pressed him, he said he was afraid of something called the
“zeal.” He said it crouched in the dark corners of the church, waiting to
jump out at him.
His mother asked what a “zeal” might look like, and
Teedie said he wasn’t sure. He thought it was probably a large animal
like an alligator or a dragon, and said he had heard the pastor read about it
from the Bible. Mittie (his mother) pulled out a concordance and began
reading to the little boy every passage that contained the word “zeal.”
Suddenly, very excited, he told her to stop. The passage was John 2:17,
“And his disciples remembered that it was written, 'The zeal of thine house
hath eaten me up.'” No wonder he was scared.
We forget, sometimes, how literal children can
be. I remember standing in the hallway outside of Mrs. Glass’ art room
with the rest of my class. It must have been kindergarten or perhaps
first grade. We were being a bit rowdy, and Mrs. Glass suddenly
announced, “The next one to speak up will be on the playground bench before you
know it.” The bench was a well-established punishment for bad behavior;
sitting beside a teacher while the rest of the class enjoyed their
recess. It was the phrase “before you know it” that caught my
attention.
At that magical age when anything is possible and
Santa is still real, my thoughts immediately went to the idea of standing in
the hallway one moment, and the very next (“before I knew it”) sitting on the
playground bench. That, I thought, would be fantastic. So of
course, I spoke up. Mrs. Glass was incredulous. It was maybe the
only time I ever saw her angry. I didn’t help my cause when a few minutes
later, very disappointed to still be around, I approached her and said, “I
thought you said I’d be on the playground bench before I knew it?”
There are those who believe that every word of
Scripture should be taken literally. We are not among them. One of
the great church fathers, Origen, famously took a literal approach to that part
of the Sermon on the Mount which begins, “If your right eye causes you to sin,
tear it out and throw it away…” Only it wasn’t his right eye that (much
to his later regret) he cut away.
There are some teachings that are meant to be taken
literally – the Great Commandment (Matthew 22:37-40) or Jesus declaration, “I am
the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except
through me” (John 14:6). But Scripture is also full of poetry, hyperbole
and metaphor, and there are occasions when it clearly reflects the culture of
the time at which it was written: the view of the cosmos, for example, evidenced
in the opening chapters of Genesis; or the instruction in 1 Timothy that women
should not have their hair braided when they enter into worship (1 Timothy 2:9).
Does that mean there are some passages that we should
ignore? Thomas Jefferson simply cut out the parts of the Bible he didn’t
like. But no, we don’t do that. What it means, rather, is that
sometimes we have to dig beneath the surface – the literal take – in order to
find the truth that is offered there. We don’t discard 1 Timothy 2:9, and we
don’t take it literally. When we dig down, rather, we find that the real
message is about worship: worship is not the place to be parading our wealth or
status (at the time 1 Timothy was written, wealthy women would sometimes show
up with elaborate braids that could only have been created by servants or
slaves).
Sometimes, taking a passage literally, as Theodore
Roosevelt once did, is to miss the point entirely. Simply skipping over
it, however, can mean missing a truth we need to hear.
“All Scripture is
inspired by God…” (2 Timothy 3:16).
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